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Pacific Terrace Hotel

I'll be visiting Visiting SD this weekend. I have been reading forum posts at ChowHound and I think I have a good list of places that I can try while I'm there.

Blue Angel

I was walking around the park today and noticed this kite or a toy airplane stuck in a tree. Upon closer inspection I noticed it was blue and yellow and said U.S. Navy along the underbelly. It struck me as odd since this weekend a blue angel crashed when it "clipped the top of a pine tree during a sharp turn".

Greatest Living American

Stephen Colbert has gotten his legion of loyal fans to commandeer online voting to name a bridge in Hungary and a hockey team mascot in Michigan. Colbert’s suggestions to change Wikipedia listings have driven Wikipedia editors to the edge of a nervous breakdown.

Now he’s taking satirical aim at Google search results.

During the question and answer period before the April 11th show, he was asked if he ever considered doing any Google Bombing. After a brief explanation, Stephen replied, “I can do that? Great, I would like to be first on Google for Greatest Living American

So, Colbert Nation, it’s time to start linking to the http://www.colbertnation.com as the Greatest Living American.

chill dog.

More Chill Radio links:
Chill
London, United Kingdom
http://radiotime.com/station/s_53084/Chill_.aspx

AudioJuice.Net Chill Out Lounge
United States
http://audiojuice.24server.com/Lounge128k.wmx

00107 Tempo FM's Chill Out Radio Essentials
Kampenhout, Belgium
http://listen.tempo.fm/core.wax

Munich Radio
Germany
http://www.munich-radio.de:8000/

The Night Train
UK
http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/ram/6music.asx

The Singles Map

Hmm. I wouldn't have guessed that the East Coast has more single women than the West Coast. After thinking about this for a few minutes, I'm wondering why this is the case. I wonder what other factors make up these statistics. It be interesting to know total singles by age and their ethnicity.

From National Geographic's February Issue.

ABC.com Full Episode Player

I read somewhere about ABC.com's new full episode player. The quality is amazing. The player weighs in at just under 1mb.

Current shows available for streaming include:

According to Jim
Desperate Housewives
Lost
Ugly Betty
Grey's Anatomy
Brothers & sisters
What about Brian
Dancing with the Stars
October Road
The Knights of Prosperity
Men in Trees
Six Degrees
Day Break
Voicemail

Unfortunately, I don't watch any of these shows, but, this is cool. This will force the other networks to get better quality programming online.

Name That Fruitcake...

He has coined several "isms," usually intended to be inspirational. For example, the word "sober" becomes "Son Of a Bitch! Everything's Real," while "doubt" becomes "Debating On Understanding Bewildering Thoughts." "Romance" becomes "Relying On Magnificent And Necessary Compatible Energy," team becomes, "Together Everyone Achieves More," "Faith" becomes "Fantastic Adventures In Trusting Him," and "Fear" becomes "False Evidence Appearing Real."

The answer is just a click away...

Desktop Tower Defence

Great flash game. Very addictive.

http://www.handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/