Audio
Land of the Lost dot com - The theme song
I had forgotten about the end theme....

Flash
Stick Figures

Der Sugar Hill Gang
Mp3
German Rap. Need I say more?

Nonsensism
Yahoo! News Message Boards Lifestyle
My post on a very active message board on the topic of the latest suicide bomber.

Hollywood's 'D' List
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The dark side of online personals
Ask Stevie
Hmmm. What can I say that will really, really impress you?
I once wrestled a cow...and won!
I have never been convicted of loitering.
I have no tattoos.

Nonsensism (aka Bandsaw)
Ask Stevie

Ted Koppel Scammed by Phone Prank
Ask Stevie

Live TV Prank Calls
Thank you for taking my call!: "Subgeniusyeti"
During the NYC Blackout this guy called in and talked with Ted Kopell for a few minutes. He was able to plug his web site enough times that most of the abc news producers finally figured out that this was a goof. Ted never caught on.

Video
The Five Minute University
Father Guido Sarducci announced recently that he is running for governor of CA.

Atheletes/Criminals
NBC 4 - Sports - Bryant Works On Public Image
You are charged with rape of a 19-year-old and you just bought your wife a 4 million dollar ring. What next?

I'm goin' to Disneyland!

Flash Mob!
Yahoo! News - E-Mail Brings Together Flash Mob at NY Toy Store
Bandsaw for the masses.

News
Yahoo! News Message Boards Entertainment News
A link to my post regarding the announcement of a canadian actress getting the part of Jessica in the Jessica Lynch TV movie. A list of items im selling...its all about making a quick buck...

News
Missoulian: Hot Springs man who changed name to Jack Ass dies

Apple - Trailers - Scary Movie 3